What is Zschmito?
1.
Anytime a person, or a baseball franchise receives nothing in return for investing a whole lot of money. zschmito is a morph of Jason Schmidt and Barry Zito, two pitchers from The national league in MLB who received huge paydays and then imploded into complete useless jokes for their respective teams.
Owner: "I just paid 62 million for an ace pitcher"
Fan: "Hope he doesn't pull a zschmito"
Owner: "Yeah, that would make me an uptard"
See
Random Words:
1.
adj. A good way to describe quiche.
It is also good to describe other pleasurable things this way.
A: 'How's the quiche?&ap..
1.
A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world tha..
