What is Zschmito?
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Anytime a person, or a baseball franchise receives nothing in return for investing a whole lot of money. zschmito is a morph of Jason Schmidt and Barry Zito, two pitchers from The national league in MLB who received huge paydays and then imploded into complete useless jokes for their respective teams.
Owner: "I just paid 62 million for an ace pitcher"
Fan: "Hope he doesn't pull a zschmito"
Owner: "Yeah, that would make me an uptard"
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The mating call of the male species when a boner is acheived.
"Hey, the officer's up! Go go gadget dick!"..
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Geek slang. Sometimes used as sarcastic insult of geeks who play Yu-Gi-Oh
"Yu-Gi-Owned MOTHERFUCKER!!"
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The last big town before u leave Kentucky.
Gateway to the breaks, Elkhorn city...
