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what you say when you want to say kthxbye but you don't want to be trendy
mike: kthxbi
me: kthxbi
emily: i hate kthxbi. it'..
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The torture felt while listening to Obama attempt to speak without using a teleprompter.
Dude, I'm calling the ACLU because my ear..
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To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.
Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again..