What is Zucek?
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You weigh in at over 250, smell of a sweaty asscrack and still think you can get all the hot chicks, even though they're all out of your league and you constantly get rejected because you have no game. You also don't know how to treat women and masturbate at least once a day.
That dude is such a Zucek, that fatass fell over and left an imprint in the Earth and a baby crying.
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John and I played a game of swedish finger traps last night.
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verb - to masturbate
"Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself.
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