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Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar.
"Hun..
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shitting in your hand, cumming on top of it, then feeding it to your girlfriend
i knew the girl was in to some freaky shit when she ask..
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what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's ski..