What is Zude?


Someone who is a big nerd who plays video games, mainly during parties. Or just a nerd.

verb; zuding = in the act of being a zude

Jerm: "OMFG!, were all trying to play beer pong. but bass is trying to play WOW. what a fuckin' zude..."

Jerm: "this is such a kick ass party"

Bass: "OMG guys i have uber micro, and my lvl 60 mage just got an epic piece of his set"

Bass: "Guys, ill be up here in my room running UBRS while everyone else is downstairs having a good time partying"

Jerm: "O.K. fuckin' zude..."

Jerm: "Yo Bass, you tryin to goto Stoner's party?"

Bass: "My guild is about to run MC"

Jerm: "Fuck MC... theres guna be lots of beer and naked girls"

Bass: "If i keep running MC all night i might accumulate enought DKP to get a good staff for my lvl 60 mage. You guys go on ahead without me"

Jerm: "God damn you're such a fuckin' zude"

*Bass is on the computer the whole night*

Stoner: "Wheres Bass?"

Jerm: "He's in his room zudin' it up"

Stoner: "What a fuckn' zude..."

*you see a car full of nerds*

Jerm: "Zudes in a car!"

Stoner: "Zudes on the loose!"

Chube: "Zude patrol!"

See nerd, geek, zood, dork, dweeb


other forms include "zood" "zewd" and "z00d". A term for one who infatuates himself with video games or computers in general even while other more socially involved events are occuring.

Alex: Yo stoner you there?

Stoner: Away message: WOWIN IT UP

Alex: Goddam zude I wanted to get drunk

Stoner: Tim you want to take a walk?

Tim: Let me get like 3 more deaths, I just headshotted like 4 people with my deagle

Stoner: Fucking zude.

See geek, nerd, anti-social, pwnerer, pwnage, geekazoid


cyberpunk form of dude

Zude, like, what's up?


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