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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string.
*eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!"
"What's up baby?"
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N. One who is skilled in the ways of anal navigation. Often aboard his ship is an anal cartographer who aids in the newly explored recta..