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One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.
My dad was a back-door conquistador; at lea..
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Any sub-standard alcoholic beverage
"Do you have Heineken?"
"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"
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A little hellhole in Ohio somewhere between Villesville and Townsendtown.
Dude, you live in Zanesville? Hope I never have to mail ther..