Zuk Edit Meaning

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..

1. One who speaks or reads at funerals Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am. Matilda: W..

1. One of a call center's metricsthat defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run t..