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When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal..
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Urinating while so drunk that it requires a stabilizing hand raised in the manner of a Nazi salute.
I was so loaded last night I was ba..
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To drop a turd nugget on each nipple of a girl and then rub it in with your dickhead.
Last night I got shit in my pee-hole when I gave ..