What is Zumba?
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Zumba is an aerobic workout founded by Colombian-born Beto Perez. This "potluck" dance exercise borrows music, footwork, and body movements from salsa, merengue, flamenco, cumbia, reggaeton, quebradita, belly dance, tango, bhangra, hiphop, and other dances. Zumba's tag-line is "Ditch the workout, join the party."
You gonna Zumba tonight? I am.
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A crazy ass video where a completely non-fluent-in-English guy called Beto teaches you to dance and lose weight, while he macks on old ladies.
Holy crap, what the fuck is beto doing? This is Zumba, not "Hispanics Humping Grannies Part 4!"
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A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.
"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
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