What is Zurp?
1.
All of the bad words combined together... can be used in any context. The sign for "zurp you" is not the middle finger but the pinky finger.
What the zurp!?
Zurp you!
Go zurp yourself!
ZURPFACE!!!
Wow, you look so fucking zurpy today!
Shut the zurp up, you mother zurper!!
See
2.
to smoke
find a
cut , or just zurp in the shade,
See
3.
Zurp comes from the word ''zur''. This is much like the word yup. however yup is a muffin fucking, son of a crack whore, loser. Where zur is a cool britsh, son of a slut, cupcake fucker. The ''p'' was added due to the line in "lollipop '.....jerp jerp.....berp berp.." because zurp is rarely used alone. Zurp is also used like 'yeah'
Sergio "hey did u like the movie?"
Kat "zurp zurp"
See
4.
A verb used to describe the state of complexity presented by consuming lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). The word itself signifies the idea of making sense to all that encompasses the world. It's Zurp; the energy the holds us together, the force, the power of life, the truth to existence.
It's often used to replace the verb "to fry".
"Hey Suzie, why are you acting so weird?"
".... Oh...I'm Zurpified!"
As I lay there staring at the birds fading into the distance, I suddenly Zurped into action and instantaneously received 1000 realizations.
See
5.
Created by Catherine, member of DACC, meaning "dead." Only used when referring to an obscene situation.
Synonym: "Sike"
Dominique: "Do you want to read a book?"
DACC: "ZURP!"
See
6.
Zurp should only be used in exclamatory situations. Zurp! is used to call someone out for a variety of reasons: they have done something stupid, their outfit is lame, their face bothers you, etc.. Yell Zurp! and they'll know that they're blowing it. Make sure to place emphasis on the uuuurrrppp.
I zurped the shit outta that dude in the purple pants!
See
7.
Contraction of
Wipin' my ass with Vibe and Urb/
Can't read that shit, fucked on zurp.