What is Zurple?
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A moment in time that upon later recollection seems much more fulfilling or exciting than it actually was.
KFC - You see it, you smell it, you remember it (Zurple), you buy it, you eat it. Oh that's right its shit!
Friend One: Remember Johnny he was my best shag ever
Friend Two: But you said it lasted 5 minutes and he smelt
Friend One: Oh that's right, what a zurple
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a small dessert bowl... said fast- i.e. the little plastic swirly guys you can get at Walmart or other stores
Hey, grab a zurple so we can put the extra pudding in it.
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