Zurtledurk

What is Zurtledurk?


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are evil horrid monsters, live in the mud, fly at night, eat the worms, make a terrible noise. They are the evil characters in a fairy story.

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“The Zurtledurk is such a terrible sight”

Said the Tumshee, her little face pale.

“It lives in the mud and it flies in the night

And eats Tumsheeworms, head, feet and tail!

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