Zygomatic Edit Meaning

1. Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion. "I'll ass jack you to the moon. My..

1. An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the gen..

1. A woman's annual pelvic exam; to examine a woman's golden temple. "I had to go for my annual 'purse check' at ..