Zygote

What is Zygote?


1.

sperm + egg = zygote

also some extreme gamers are called "zygote"

they are know to 0wn their competition, in games like unreal tournament

i made a zygote with my wife, and we are gonna have a baby

zygote kick my butt in unreal today

2.

A young jerk off. Usually a cousin of your friend.

"awww, why'd you bring Alex to the butt naked?, he's a zygote"

See baby, young, jerk off, kid, ass

3.

A zygote is a cross between a zebra an a goat.

The rusult of a zebra and a goat left alone for to long.

What happens when a zebra and a goat walk through a teleporter at the same time.

The zoo just got a new born zygote.

Hey Jim don't leave that zebra and goat in the barn for to long!

(Mad Scientist) Muhuwaha I have created a zygote.

See zebra, goat

4.

a whore, or slut. someone who likes to fuck alot and gets pregnant

that girl is such a zygote!

5.

To stop reading the dictionary.

Matt, if you don't zygote, you're a nerd!

6.

A zygote is a female who is, to put it simply, damn fine. A zygote is a girl you'll point out to a mate when walking down the street, in a bar, on a bus, you name it pointing out a hot zygote is always appreciated, but make sure your right...

If by chance you call a zygote and she aint, the prefered procedure is to recieve (10 - her rating) punches. For example if she is a 2, and u, being a retard, call her a zygote then you SHOULD happily and gracfully recieve 8 full punches to the torso.

"DAMNN check it, zygote at 3 o'clock. Smokin body, what do you rate it?"

"oo nice a good 9.8, i like!!"

or

"Oh man zygote at 10 o clock"

"where? WHAT? Are you freakin kidding me?!?!"

"ohhh sh** sorry my bad"

"damn right its ur bad"

*smack* *smack* *smack*

7.

A pansy.

Zygote is a zygote.


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