Zz Top

What is Zz Top?


1.

a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap

ZZ top is the shit!

2.

Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as aardvark. Also, only thing of note to come from the southern USA.

Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??

3.

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.

They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

See Gumba Gumba

4.

One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.

ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.

See zz top, rock, southern rock, beard, sluts

5.

The greatest southern rock band ever.

ZZ TOP:

Jesus Just Left Chicago

or

Woke Up With Wood

See rock, southern, beard, sunglasses, wood

6.

UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.

...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.

See black flag

7.

One of the best southern rock bands in this universe

Southern guy 1: Whoah dude! Have you heard "lowrider" by ZZ Top?

Southern Guy 2: Hell yea! #low-ri-der goes a little slower....#

See southern rock, pussy, sex


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