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In Lakewood, California, you could walk down the street at night and be pretty damn, safe. the cops are ALWAYS driving around, however, ..
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When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.
Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?
Guy..
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A pungently smelling odour emmitted in the form of a fart after one has consumed eggs.
person1: mmmmm that egg was scrumptious
person2..