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The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..
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Being able to compose text messages quickly with both your right and left hand.
After tearing a ligament in my right hand from playing ..
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You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. The..