Ya Mum

What is Ya Mum?


1.

the answer to practically every question in the world

Who? Ya mum

Where? Ya mum

When? Ya mum

What? Ya mum

Why? Ya mum

See steve

2.

If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.

Ben:Your gay.

Tommo:Ya mums gay.

Ben:Your a fuckwit.

Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit

Ben:Fuck you.

Tommo:Fuck ya mum.

Ben:Go away.

Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.

3.

answer to almost anything

you're a dickhead

ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?

Because of ya mum

See taylor

4.

a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards

a) i have a boil the size of russia...

"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...

"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink

"ya mum"

See manda

5.

common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted

so what did you do for the long weekend?

yamum

6.

a uselessly funny phrase used when you can't think of jack all 2 say. I use it at least once every day.

"How ya goin'?"

"YA MUM"

"Yo fat mole"

"YA MUM"

"Suck my cock"

"suck ya mums cock"

"Your fat"

"YA MUM"

"what were you doin last night?"

"YA MUM!"

7.

awesome come back, espescially when u have no idea what the insult meant

Wanker: "wow, you are such a dumbass"

You: "maybe so... but i fucked your mum sideways twice up the clacker and she kept screaming for more"

Wanker: *shut down*

You: *awesome*


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