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When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.
Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your co..
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When all you can see is the head of the dick and balls.
When Russell went to have his stint pulled out of his kidneys, his dick was up ..
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As thick as an attractive and successful african american's penis
Girl: You think you can satisfy me?
Guy: Hells yes. My shit&apo..