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An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.
*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloo..
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A man who deeply desires to be a metrosexual like Ryan Seacrest. Wants to wear only designer clothes, get facials, pedicures, and overa..
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This is an example of what happens when you eat too much apple pie and start playing "speed scrabble memory" and stop caring a..