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Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:
Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as..
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The art of giving a pearl necklaceto someone outside in the dead of winter. Resembling the white stone neclace worn by Willma Flinstone...
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The occurance of splashbackduring a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can b..