Yaff

What is Yaff?

To masturbate/wank/spanking the monkey.

Started life as as the word "Jaff" but evolved into "Yaff" after some Spanish influence.

(1)

Z: Where have the tissues gone?

J: Melvin took them into his room to yaff.

(2)

Z: What's Melvin doing?

J: He's yaffing.

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