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A portable false-vagina thats small enough to carry along with you.
Dude!, you should have seen Kev freak when he thought I found his p..
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When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.
Your friend has food on their plate.
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A soldier of epic proportions in WW2. The English Chuck Norris. Once captured 42 German soldiers with help from only one fellow soldier...