What is Yak Attack?
1.
A full-frontal assault launched upon one's nasal cavity, the weapon of choice being cocaine. Preferably fishscale, or pure.
Yo, Godson, did you see little Emmanuel Lewis last night? He definately got caught up in that Yak Attack. You could definately tell he was on the talcum, young boi gettin his freeze on all night. Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, All in yo trunk...
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2.
Getting crazy stupid drunk.
If I were to drink 2 40's, a fourth a bottle of jack daniels, a fourth bottle of 151, another 40, then a corona in a short period of time that would be a yak attack.
3.
Yak an extremely small town in northwestern montana, complete with saloon, one-room schoolhouse, and general store(this is it's entire town). The "Yak attack" is when bored natives drive in a triangle from Yak, to a town called Libby, to another town called Eurika, and back to Yak, hitting every bar along the way.
I survived the Yak Attack, but I have a serious hang over.
4.
Is a unique experience combining music with small sided soccer.
I had a bitchin time at the Yak Attack this year!
5.
A blatant and unusual amount of choice words from someone who can't stop talking, ie mother in law, wife or a child
If you had been at my house you would not have believed the yak attack I suffered.
6.
When an unfortunate cunt is pelted with Yakko (see
Clive: Ah no not another yak attack
Mob: Get himm lads
*Clive is yakko'd*
