Yakcum Diet

What is Yakcum Diet?


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Yakcum (yak-kuhm) di⋅et (dahy-it)

-noun

1. the habitual practice of insufflating cocaine and swallowing ejaculate in order to lose or keep off excess weight, generally practiced by women in high school or college.

2. the redneck diet; a steady diet of yak, or cocaine, and cum, or ejaculate, practiced by females in order to remain as slender as possible.

John: "Wow Jane, you look great! Have you been working out?"

Jane: "No, I am actually on a Yakcum diet."

See redneck, diet, cum, yakcum, yak


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