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A very dangly, loose vagina.
Guy 1: Damn, Phi is a loose mushroom.
Guy 2: I thought Phi was a guy?
Guy 1: Me too!
Guy 2: What?
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When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"
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