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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
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How lesbian(sic)sex is portrayed in straight male porn.
Elbow rubbing exist because;
a) men have no idea how real lesbians have sex;
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See Buckfast
Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.
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