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Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada&q..
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The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.
Jack wasn't completely s..
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everybody's got one
Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!
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Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has o..