Yalonda

What is Yalonda?

Complete Perfection. These little girls flourish into astonishing women who have the ability to say what they mean, and do what they say.

I'm going to hit the lottery because I'm a Yalonda.....10 days later...LOTTERY WINNER!

See yalonda, yolanda, yo, yo-yo, jolie

Facebwank

1. A Facebook-Wank. Masturbating to pictures of friends and vague associates on Facebook, often in practice a hurried search through profil..

Corn-backed Brown Shark

1. A floating turd from a overflowing toilet. Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor. ..

The One Man Hand Jive

1. Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive..

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