Yalort

What is Yalort?


1.

YALORT is our god, the creator of the Solar System, and the one who will grant us eternal happiness! In appearance, he is green of hue, with the body of a tiger, the head of a dragon, and the wings of a magpie. He can freely shift form, however, so you never know when YALORT himself could be watching... Even we Priests don't know if YALORT is watching, as his True Form has not been seen by human eyes for a long time.

YALORT has unlimited divine powers and is, obviously, immortal. He has the power to craft worlds from nothing. See the Holy Book of YALORT for totally reliable and true descriptions of his holy acts and so on.

Q: "Why are we here?"

A: "Because YALORT willed it."

Q: "What is beyond the universe?"

A: "YALORT."

See yalort, god, real, something else


62

Random Words:

1. The act of someone photoshopping phallus (penis') onto the nipples of naked models bodies. The people doing this claim the models ..
1. a loser.. using l337 speak nerd one - yew r teh 1053|2 nerd two - zomg yew pwned taht n008! See l337, 1337, n00b, pwn, |-|4><0|..
1. A queef that expels some latent cheese. Honey, perhaps you should consider taking those antibiotics. A little pretreat should take tha..