What is Yampire?
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A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight).
Oh! Those yampires! They try to mask their beta carotene richness with shimmering white makeup, but they always forget the neck. Never any sparkly white makeup below the neck....*sigh*.
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When you use a penis pump so much your balls and cock EXPLODE!!!
AWW SHIT!!! I accidently IRON PLAIDED my junk off.
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