What is Yampire?
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A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight).
Oh! Those yampires! They try to mask their beta carotene richness with shimmering white makeup, but they always forget the neck. Never any sparkly white makeup below the neck....*sigh*.
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Twatty posers who spend ages on messageboards writing stuff like: "lyk, omg nsync r lyk soooooooooo hawt i luv dem so much dey r rl..
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a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.
Hide-the-salami
Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my key..