What is Yampire?
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A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight).
Oh! Those yampires! They try to mask their beta carotene richness with shimmering white makeup, but they always forget the neck. Never any sparkly white makeup below the neck....*sigh*.
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When you bring a date home with the expectation of sex but end up, instead, with a swift kick to the crotch.
I was hard & ready to ..