What is Yampire?
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A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight).
Oh! Those yampires! They try to mask their beta carotene richness with shimmering white makeup, but they always forget the neck. Never any sparkly white makeup below the neck....*sigh*.
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A morbidly obese person who denies their obvious physical predicament. A delusional fat person playing at being skinny.
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