Yampire

What is Yampire?


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A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight).

Oh! Those yampires! They try to mask their beta carotene richness with shimmering white makeup, but they always forget the neck. Never any sparkly white makeup below the neck....*sigh*.

See twilight, vampires, robert pattinson, twitard, edward cullen, yams, fangirls, twihard, sparkly, cliche, lame


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