What is Yampire?
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A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight).
Oh! Those yampires! They try to mask their beta carotene richness with shimmering white makeup, but they always forget the neck. Never any sparkly white makeup below the neck....*sigh*.
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Random Words:
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Rubbing your backside across your girlfriends face like a dog rubs its backside across the carpet. This is a Dirty Melson.
Dirty Melson..