Yampire

What is Yampire?


1.

A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight).

Oh! Those yampires! They try to mask their beta carotene richness with shimmering white makeup, but they always forget the neck. Never any sparkly white makeup below the neck....*sigh*.

See twilight, vampires, robert pattinson, twitard, edward cullen, yams, fangirls, twihard, sparkly, cliche, lame


40

Random Words:

1. Items, treasure dropped from a fallen enemy in EverQuest, or any other MMORPG I got some phat lewtz from that Gnoll pup!..
1. For The Epic Uber Win. An improvement on FTEW John: "Wow, these are some really sweet cakes!" Rob: "Cakes FTEUW!!"..
1. Nike's representative in Chiapas, his job is to shoot all the locals and steal their land. That's why he doesn't like pe..