What is Yanimal?
1.
A species belonging to the genus Homo. Members of the Yanimal species tend to lose their appetites frequently. When they do eat they prefer roast duck with mango salsa. Yanimals also hoard onions; it has been reported that a Yanimal's onions were once found that had apparently been abandoned in room temperature for several months; such activity that has baffled observers for years.
Also: Specific individuals bearing the family name of 'Yanover'.
"Bro slow down theres a wild Yanimal crossing coming up."
Bro1: "Whose Pop Tarts are these?"
Bro2: "I think they're Yanimal's"
Bro1: "Shwoooooooop!!"
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2.
A thrifty animal that shops in bulk. Is known to eat excessive amounts of onions and play Travian for hours on end. Is very prone to arguments when it feels insulted or that it is more educated than you on a subject (i.e. sports, sports rules, soccer, baseball, umpiring, and place kicking) Is known to wear head bands and take frequent daily naps. The Yanimal averages 18 hours of sleep on a normal weekday. When he is not cooking, sleeping, selling things on ebay for a $2 profit, the Yanimal is very loyal and friendly.
Where is the Yanimal?
The Yanimal is sleeping, he just ate 9 onions, then played Travian for 19 hours straight.
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