What is Yankee Dipper?
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POUGHKEEPSIE * POKER : one of the two major constituent parts of the Union or Congress of male and female Representatives, the other partner being the YANKEE DIMPLE .
(*Pronounced PUK IPS EEE )
From The Member of the Wedding by Carson McCullers
Having discreetly removed her drawers in anticipation, Doris was delighted to see that Roger ' s wedding tackle was well and truly ready : a formidably large piece of traditional hardwood furniture, in prime condition for apt installation in the log cabin of any American bride or bridesmaid.
Indeed, the rock hard promontory that the youthful privateer now presented for her approval, would have seemed quite at home in the deepest crevasse of the Grand Canyon . Such a spectacular totem pole would have been at the centre of a circle of admiring tourists on any native American reservation (thought Doris , who had often pored over such pictures in the National Geographic ).
Within minutes, Maidenhead was but a distant memory, receding into a haze of Scotch mist and melba embrocation , as the bold Berkshire hunt s man , riding furiously, stretched her moist Poughkeepsie parts to new American quilt proportions.
"Gee, I'm Chaucered ! That sure is some YANKEE DIPPER you've got there," she eventually remarked, in tones of supreme satisfaction .
"Ah've never had no complaints, honey," the look mam plumber proudly replied, wiping his shiny, upstate equipment on the hirsute fringe of her conspicuously contented connection section . "Ah do take mah dooties as best man mighty seriously."
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