Yankee Doodle

What is Yankee Doodle?


1.

Also known as YANKEE DIDDLE, YANKEE DODDLE, YANKEENOODLE, MINGE-MACARONI, YONI- KEY, YANK-THE- KEY, DANDYMINOGUE, BIG APPLE-PIP, CHESAPEAKE CHAFFINCH.

A proud, lively clitoris, as celebrated in the song YANKEE DOODLE DANDY.

Yankee Doodle, keep it up,

Yankee Doodle dandy,

It's known to ladies round the world

As candice, oh-so- handy.

Yankee Doodle won't lie down,

For riding makes it randy:

A Yankee dime is soon unfurled

And kissed like sugar candy.

Yankee Doodle won't lie down,

The little big horn's bony,

It's sticking out of Nellie's twat

Like rampant macaroni.

See macaroni, icon, yank, diddle, dandy, minogue, cloppertune, celebration, family reunion, flapdoodles, gusset bunting, majestic, pearl, button, bean, bud, thimble, pink, winkle, farthing, ha'penny, candice, alice, jackie, bobbie, beaver-lever, blarney-stone, sentry, budgie-beak, chaffinch, shallot, jellied eel, crustacean, gristle, twig, love-puppet, unicornet, chapel peg, rivet, tinkle the ivories, acliteration, ding-ding, mafeking!, joy, Persson

2.

When you insert and thrust your penis back and forth inside of a woman vagina, while at the same time inserting your thumb in and out rectally of a woman's butt hole while at the same time whistling to Yankee Doodle

Oh my God, I love getting Yankee Doodled

See sex, yankees, anal, boobs, gooch, taint, butt, whore

3.

A northern redneck.

Yankee doodle went to town, riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni.

4.

What happens to a yankee when they find themselves alone in a small southern town.

Randy decided to stop at a convenience store in New Salem for a cup of java on his way back from New York. Upon returning to his vehicle, he found it surrounded by a bunch of 'Good Old Boys'. He was escorted out behind the wood pile where they "Yankee Doodled" poor old Randy. Needless to say, Randy never visited New Salem again.

See pig, squeal, rump, boy


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