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When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows ..
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A 200th anniversary or its celebration
The United States had its bicentennial in 1976.
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After having a disagreement with your significant other, it is the act of inserting a finger into an unwashed, sweaty vagina and swiping..