What is Yankow?
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Masturbating in a closet or bathroom of a bar or party after getting shot down by ever girl there. Then returning, to your friends to enjoy the rest of the evening.
Chris pulled a yankow in the janitors closet after Ashley to him he was creepy.
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
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