What is Yanni?
1.
Neo Classical/Instrumental composer born in Kalamata, Greece who is a self taught musician. Through pure talent, emotion and imagination he has composed some of the most beautiful music. His keyboarding and piano skills are unmatched.
Did you see Yanni live at the Acropolis? It was amazing.
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2.
The sound that a wild Yak makes when either giving birth or taking a mondo shit
"Yanni! Yanni Yaaaaaaaaaanni!! Yaaaaaaaaa(loud farting and squirting sounds) niiiiiiiiiii" > sigh of relief
3.
The coolest person to ever live. Yanni makes beautiful, inspirational music and throws a kick ass live show.
Yanni is awesome.
4.
One who gets arrested sometime in March for domestic violence but gets no charges pressed because he played some of his Yanni music while he was hitting his girlfriend with a violin bow.
911 Operator: 911 what is your emergency?
Yanni's Girl: Yeah.. Yanni is here and hes beating the crap out of me.
911 Operator: Wait, you said YANNI?
Yanni's Girl: YES Please help... Wait, hes playing some of his music now im calm. Come arrest him after hes done.
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5.
A notorious ferret puncher.
I wass soo drunksu i puanhced the fertys like Yanni deos. I"m soory!
6.
another stupid hack
1. in
college , manywomen I knew there swore up and down about the merits of the music of Yanni. I listened to the suggestions of myfriend s and opened my musical horizons, listening beyond the box.Roxy Music is awesome, Nick Lowe is a witty rockin' dude, and I just couldn't get into Harry Connick, Jr. at all. Well, I saw aPBS special that featured Yanni live at home inGreece and man did it everess you cee kay . Totally poofy trash.
2. I was visiting a friend's house shortly after he got married. He slipped in a Yanni disc and read off some
yucky love "lyrics" that he wrote to the music. I was laying on a bed hearing it all, and it was all Barf City. The lyrics were cliched and sickening to the max, and the "music" - well, it just plainsuck ed big time. The only word that could accurately describe it all was "godawful ". It was one of those things that never should've been done. Yeeeccchhh.
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to take a shit, number 2, dump, crap, dookie
"I gotta yanni so bad."
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