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When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the..
CASHIER : "What you want, man?"
GUNMAN: "A BAG O' FIFTIES'll do fine. Now shuttup and open
the drawer."
Se..
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the ever-unfortunate Premature ejaculation
"Dude, how did it go with that chick from Physiology 1 last night??"
"Not so..