Yappie

What is Yappie?


1.

Young Asian Professional

My friend Jerry Lee from Ernst and Young is a Yappie.

2.

A yuppie with a cell phone growing out of their ear. In the 19th century, men carried big guns on their belts to make up for a lack of size in other areas. Cell phones have replaced the gun on the belt. A cell phone on the belt gives the wearer a since of importance.

"I am so important, I have to carry a cell phone on my belt so that people can get in touch with me anywhere and any time when there is a crisis that only I can handle."

It is hard to enjoy a meal in a restaurant with all the yappies constantly talking on their cell phones.


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