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When climaxing while having anal sex with a woman, slam your fist on the middle of their back, which makes their sphincta contract, and ..
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A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and..
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Weird alparody of 90's rap song Gangsters Paradise
Lyrics from Amish Paradise:
...A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i..
