What is Yard Ape?
1.
The term "yard ape" refers to a black person. It's derivation is from the lawn ornaments of black coachmen holding lanterns, or black children fishing, or many of the other lawn ornaments of that type. It has devolved into a perjorative term for blacks.
"Those yard apes drank all of my 40s"
2.
a nigger who sits in their yard all day long because they have no job and cannot afford air conditioning and they are pretty much a useless person
"dude that kid tyrone called me a honky so i was like stfu man, at least im not gonna grow up to be a yard ape"
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3.
1.Semi-evolved or primitive person, characterised by speaking with grunts and moans. 2.Person of low intelligence. 3.Person who cannot master simple technology such as calculators or toasters. 4.Simpleton. 5.Native Australian (see boong).
1.Aboriginals are such yard apes.
4.
Another word to describe a black child or in other words a (nigglet) they always hang out with their fried chicken eating kool-aid drinking and 40 stealing porch monkey parent/s.
porch monkey:Hey boy git ovea here and get this KFC i bought with da welfare check
yard ape :I dont want KFC i want kool-aid
porch monkey: Boy you betta git yo all ovea here before i whoup yo ass wit da 40.
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5.
a filthy uneducated rotten smelling nigger between the ages of sperm and and casket stuffer who sits in their lawn chair in the ghetto (any place a black or hispanic ape lives) drinking 40's smoking fat rocks of crack that they paid for with welfare and food stamps, they are always talking about how the white man is holding them down and how they have it soo rough not having to work since they were dropouts from school and joined gangs when thy were 6.
damn that barack obama is a yard ape, have you seen him sitting in front of the white house in his lawn chair with a cooler of 40's?
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6.
a large hairy creature who is very slow and lazy. eats bananas daily and throws them at anyone who trespasses on his territory. he lives in the forests of cobble hill.
Cole, Yard Ape, Donkey Kong, Curious George, CSC.
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7.
An Indian male/female that runs around the yard and yells at kids in an unknown, foreign, yardapian language. They are very rare, even to most bounty hunters, because they are caught during Immigration with a baloon full of herioin in their assholes.
The yard ape screamed until the little girl taped Abu's mouth shut.
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