Yard Blob

What is Yard Blob?

A grotesque, fat, slug-like person who's gargatuan size does not allow them the ability of locomotion.

Hey Timmy, throw that Yard Blob a twinkie and see if she'll eat it out of the dirt.

1, 3, 5 Rule

1. When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urin..

Hand Traffic

1. when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously. Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mous..

How Many Licks?

1. A song by Lil' Kim that asks the question, "how many licks does it take til' you get to the center of the _____". Th..

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