Yard Knob

What is Yard Knob?


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A Lump of dog crap that has dried, hardened or otherwise solidified into an elevated mass that can trip you as you run across your backyard.

Teacher, I missed the bus this morning because I tripped over a yard knob.

See dog shit, land mine, steamer, poop


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