Yard Lobster

What is Yard Lobster?


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a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

See wife, milf, lobster, tanning, bitch


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