Yard Lobster

What is Yard Lobster?

a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

See wife, milf, lobster, tanning, bitch

Blankethug

1. Being cuddled under a blanket with one or more people, and hugging. This makes it more cosy than a normal hug. I was feeling kinda down..

W00tism

1. the religion in which one strives to be as awesome as the mythical Bradmonkey The greatest being in existence through prayer meditation ..

Sploop-doop-n-do-do

1. The act of having sex. Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do See fuck, bang, scrog, hump, make love..

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