Yard Niggers

What is Yard Niggers?


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A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within city limits and is therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your yard all day, eating acorns and pissing off your dogs. They are a bunch of self - righteous little bastards who think that your yard and acorns are entitled to them.

How come yard niggers wait until the last second to run under your car when you drive by?

My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.

Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.

See squirrel, porch nigger, lazy, fat, animal, colin powell, africa

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A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within city limits and it therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your yard all day, eating acorns and pissing off your dogs. They are a bunch of self - righteous little bastards whot think that your yard and acorns are entitled to them.

How come yard niggers wait until the last second to run under your car when you drive by?

My grampa said you could get a dollar for every yard nigger skin back in his time.

Sorry I cant hear you there are a bunch of yard niggers running around outside and my dogs are barking like crazy.

See squirrel, porch nigger, lazy, fat, animal, colin powell, africa


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