Yard Sale

What is Yard Sale?


1.

When a skier or snowboarder eats it on the slopes and loses all of their gear. If a skier loses his skies, poles, hat, goggles, and anything else, shout "YARD SALE" from the ski lift above him.

"While the skier denied that he lost his skis and poles in the fall, everyone that saw it knew that in reality his fall was a classic yard sale"

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2.

The evidence or remains of a catatrophic accident or wipeout, in which the victim's belongings are scattered or spread out across a large area (resembling a traditional yard sale).

The U-Haul trailer fishtailed into the oncoming semi, then the median strip was a yard sale.

3.

a bad wipe-out on the ski slopes, your shit's all over the place: one ski over here, a pole over there, hat somewhere else

sorry I took so long getting down, had a yard sale on that second jump

4.

the act of selling shit you dont want to people who dont need it

hey my next door neighbor is having a yard sale... wanna go waste three bucks?

5.

When a girl is giving a guy head and jerking two guys off at once. Dervied from a skiing term, because a face plant during alpine skiing is called a yardsale. So when the girl is skiing (jerking two guys off at once) and falls down on the third guy's cock, its called a yardsale.

That gang bang really got crazy last night when we yard saled that bitch.

See skiing, blow job, jerking off, gang bang, foursome, yardsale

6.

a sale in one's yard, but not usually of one's yard.

for people in the UK, it is similar to a boot sale, but held in a private person's yard. See also Garage sale

One person's trash is another person's treasure, which accounts for the popularity of yard sales.

7.

A lacrosse term used when a player of the opposing team is stick checked hard enough that he drops his stick, causing him to sometimes fall, keep running, or grab his head in disgust before being laid out by a longpole.

Jeb always tries to beat me with a cross but I know excactly where to check to get that nasty yard sale.


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